ATTENTION ATTENTION: The story which led to obesity.

The Lord above gave people legs upon which they can walk on the Earth. This gave the human race the power to move from one place to another; up hills, along beaches and down canyons. The human race, being able to move expanded and overpopulated the land until a time came where they needed to ascend into the skies. Soon, houses and other buildings with more than one floor were built. This developed the creation of stairs, a discovery helping people to reach said higher grounds. From here on, technology developed and with it an invention called escalators, but these were regularly faulty. The use of escalators made people forget that they once would use their legs for movement.

So, the moral of the story is...

USE THE FUCKING STAIRS AND DEAL WITH IT FATTY FAT FAT FAT-ASS

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