Funny Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone. You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visi...